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1	Elephant jokes - What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
2	0 - How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
3	0 - What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
4	0 - How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
5	0 - Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
6	0 - Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
7	0 - Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and ...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
8	0 - Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
9	0 - When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
10	0 - How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
11	0 - What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
12	0 - Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"W...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
13	0 - Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
14	0 - Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns on...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
15	0 - Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
16	0 - Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too b...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
17	0 - Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of e...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
18	0 - What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
19	0 - What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
20	0 - What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
21	0 - Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
22	0 - What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
23	0 - What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
24	0 - What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes
25	0 - What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !...Read the whole joke	More Jokes